Narlinspag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciful weasel.

Narlinspag created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlinspag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narlinspag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Narlinspag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Narlinspag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four ants approach from the west.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narlinspag.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narlinspag.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.