Pakwotomin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful toad.

Pakwotomin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakwotomin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pakwotomin, she will ignore you.

Pakwotomin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pakwotomin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven sheep approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.