Vilpopmig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless bee.

Vilpopmig created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilpopmig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilpopmig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vilpopmig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vilpopmig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Vilpopmig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about planets.