Cabgetdobmat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing yak.

Cabgetdobmat created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabgetdobmat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cabgetdobmat, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cabgetdobmat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cabgetdobmat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never hop in holy places.