Carbassnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witty duck.

Carbassnart created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Carbassnart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Carbassnart, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Carbassnart's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Carbassnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Hide if three mice approach from the east.