Flapwan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying cobra.

Flapwan created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapwan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapwan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Flapwan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flapwan.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.