Habdaplarg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent jellyfish.

Habdaplarg created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Habdaplarg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habdaplarg, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Habdaplarg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Habdaplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Put Habdaplarg first in all things.