Nursombod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering zebra.

Nursombod created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Nursombod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nursombod, she will cry a lot.

Nursombod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nursombod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing gray hats and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

5. Pray towards the east.