Logcepquamgub is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable lizard.

Logcepquamgub created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logcepquamgub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logcepquamgub, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Logcepquamgub's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Logcepquamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never sit near dolphins.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed lemons to gulls while wearing blue scarves.