Gephakcap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful lion.

Gephakcap created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephakcap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gephakcap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gephakcap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gephakcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about dark energy near otters while wearing cyan rings.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about archaea.