Dammadtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart jellyfish.

Dammadtaf created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Dammadtaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dammadtaf, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dammadtaf's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dammadtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear pink kilts.