Belldotsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless wyvern.

Belldotsat created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belldotsat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Belldotsat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Belldotsat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Belldotsat's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.