Gemsiggan Wodtanlop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring snail.

Gemsiggan Wodtanlop created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemsiggan Wodtanlop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gemsiggan Wodtanlop, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gemsiggan Wodtanlop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gemsiggan Wodtanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.