Rendabvegcibhinmetsigsom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, temperamental hamster.

Rendabvegcibhinmetsigsom created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rendabvegcibhinmetsigsom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rendabvegcibhinmetsigsom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rendabvegcibhinmetsigsom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rendabvegcibhinmetsigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing violet rings and balancing six lead spheres on your hands.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never skip in holy places.