Bedvanjarn is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient
human.
Bedvanjarn created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bedvanjarn, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bedvanjarn, he will turn you into a mouse.
Bedvanjarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Bedvanjarn's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Never think about chlorophyll.
3. Bedvanjarn loves turtles, so they must be honoured.
4. Always look after injured voles.
5. Never wear stockings.