Arnrancid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy squirrel.

Arnrancid created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnrancid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arnrancid, she will turn you into a goat.

Arnrancid's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Arnrancid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not stand on grass.