Hamdogstan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, kind gerbil.

Hamdogstan created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdogstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hamdogstan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hamdogstan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hamdogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Do not cook food in pots.