Cudfuttigwik is a god.
He takes the form of a large, caring
wasp.
Cudfuttigwik created vertebrates four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cudfuttigwik, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cudfuttigwik, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Cudfuttigwik's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Cudfuttigwik's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Cudfuttigwik seven times a day.
2. Always look after injured tapirs.
3. Erect four iron sculptures of Cudfuttigwik on top of important buildings.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.