Lunyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying ferret.

Lunyatt created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunyatt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunyatt, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lunyatt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always help doves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.