Nartvigbosscub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous snake.

Nartvigbosscub created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartvigbosscub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nartvigbosscub, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nartvigbosscub's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nartvigbosscub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.