Hakhamrig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced spider.

Hakhamrig created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Hakhamrig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakhamrig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hakhamrig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hakhamrig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing pink tights.