Litpasran Pasgedlun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident aardvark.

Litpasran Pasgedlun created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Litpasran Pasgedlun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Litpasran Pasgedlun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Litpasran Pasgedlun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Litpasran Pasgedlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Never talk about fire.