Pidhinbim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair hedgehog.

Pidhinbim created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidhinbim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidhinbim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pidhinbim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pidhinbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest brown.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.