Fubkapquam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying wombat.

Fubkapquam created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fubkapquam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fubkapquam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fubkapquam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fubkapquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.