Nelhudsig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful fox.

Nelhudsig created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelhudsig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelhudsig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nelhudsig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nelhudsig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lentils to tapirs while wearing skirts.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing turquoise kilts.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.