Tikrow is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental human.

Tikrow created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikrow, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikrow, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tikrow's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tikrow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tikrow on top of all buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill frogs.