Bemyiksag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tiresome snail.

Bemyiksag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemyiksag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bemyiksag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bemyiksag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bemyiksag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the north.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bemyiksag on top of all buildings.