Bissfarsom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, conceited meerkat.

Bissfarsom created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissfarsom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bissfarsom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bissfarsom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bissfarsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Bissfarsom.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bissfarsom.

5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Bissfarsom on top of important buildings.