Yikbonknill is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy meerkat.

Yikbonknill created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbonknill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yikbonknill, he will ignore you.

Yikbonknill's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yikbonknill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Hide if six ducks approach from the west.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Yikbonknill on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about asteroids.