Yimcidmit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, egotistical fox.

Yimcidmit created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcidmit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimcidmit, he will be very unhappy.

Yimcidmit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yimcidmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never talk about archaea.