Mitlinzed Quathigdotmuttonkfunpodrak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, kind monkey.

Mitlinzed Quathigdotmuttonkfunpodrak created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitlinzed Quathigdotmuttonkfunpodrak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitlinzed Quathigdotmuttonkfunpodrak, she will ignore you.

Mitlinzed Quathigdotmuttonkfunpodrak's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mitlinzed Quathigdotmuttonkfunpodrak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near aardvarks while wearing purple shorts.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never sing near eagles.