Parklinneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, compassionate wasp.

Parklinneg created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parklinneg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Parklinneg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Parklinneg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Parklinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Parklinneg's priests.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Parklinneg loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Parklinneg on top of all buildings.