Sadhenkab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair mole.

Sadhenkab created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhenkab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadhenkab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sadhenkab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sadhenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.