Cibrullgat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Cibrullgat created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibrullgat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cibrullgat, she will strike you with lightening.

Cibrullgat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cibrullgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to capybaras while wearing pink kilts.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Do not take Cibrullgat's name in vain.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.