Habsterpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish eagle.

Habsterpid created light two years ago.

If you believe in Habsterpid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Habsterpid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Habsterpid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Habsterpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt manatees.