Bonxengubstig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable centaur.

Bonxengubstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonxengubstig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonxengubstig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bonxengubstig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bonxengubstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bonxengubstig.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.