Matdabmid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous raven.

Matdabmid created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Matdabmid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Matdabmid, it will send you a sign.

Matdabmid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Matdabmid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always help mites.