Kabtarplig Dimrennib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable toad.

Kabtarplig Dimrennib created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kabtarplig Dimrennib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kabtarplig Dimrennib, he will turn you into a worm.

Kabtarplig Dimrennib's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Kabtarplig Dimrennib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Hide from black tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.