Kadbeglog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy wasp.

Kadbeglog created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadbeglog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kadbeglog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kadbeglog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kadbeglog's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.