Dittarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient hyena.

Dittarp created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dittarp, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dittarp, he will turn you into a goat.

Dittarp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dittarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not take Dittarp's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.