Cit Ganjipgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident lobster.

Cit Ganjipgess created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Cit Ganjipgess, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cit Ganjipgess, she will turn you into a mole.

Cit Ganjipgess' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cit Ganjipgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Run away from white voles, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.