Cutrangut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring shrew.

Cutrangut created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cutrangut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutrangut, it will think nothing of it.

Cutrangut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cutrangut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.