Vinnillsoggon Pibbidquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind mouse.

Vinnillsoggon Pibbidquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnillsoggon Pibbidquaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinnillsoggon Pibbidquaf, she will curse you with boils.

Vinnillsoggon Pibbidquaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vinnillsoggon Pibbidquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vinnillsoggon Pibbidquaf on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed garlic to geese while wearing cyan trousers.