Yikmegflig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, contented otter.

Yikmegflig created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikmegflig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikmegflig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yikmegflig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yikmegflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away from purple rats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Never hop near turtles.