Tifrulboss Raghasbotjenlarpcatgess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty chinchilla.

Tifrulboss Raghasbotjenlarpcatgess created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifrulboss Raghasbotjenlarpcatgess, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tifrulboss Raghasbotjenlarpcatgess, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tifrulboss Raghasbotjenlarpcatgess' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tifrulboss Raghasbotjenlarpcatgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from yellow seals for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing gray shoes and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.