Dibwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful meerkat.

Dibwit created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibwit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibwit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dibwit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dibwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if three porpoises approach from the south.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.