Mitmabpib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured scorpion.

Mitmabpib created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmabpib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mitmabpib, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mitmabpib's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mitmabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help doves.