Nabnegfas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable narwhal.

Nabnegfas created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnegfas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabnegfas, it will destroy your home planet.

Nabnegfas' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nabnegfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Nabnegfas' name in vain.

5. Do not keep three snakes in a large pit.