Nadnibdap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud fox.

Nadnibdap created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadnibdap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nadnibdap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nadnibdap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nadnibdap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.