Tofvigbop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective squirrel.

Tofvigbop created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofvigbop, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tofvigbop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tofvigbop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tofvigbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tofvigbop's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Always help snakes in need.